Inner Brat

when your inner brat needs to get out

We all have an inner brat, some are hotter than others, some are juicier than others but in the end, we all have one. I’ve seen so many people try to deny their inner brat, They claim there’s no science behind it, that its just remnants of a paganistic society and theirs no real proof of its exsistance. These people have completely forked them selves. How could you? Your inner brat is sitting there crying and spitting hot savory juices all over the place and you just sit there denying its very exsisitance. Maybe you don’t have an inner brat than! But I sure do! So many people think its all about the grill, all about the tongs, all about the apron, but they forget what life is all about. Its a bout boiling that inner brat in a quality beer and browning it on the grill to perfection. Without letting the skin pop. it’s not what others think about you its what you think about yourself in the end that matters. After you and your brat leave your earthly body what was it really all about? I say keeping that brat delicious and saving a few bites for the end. So many eat there brat too soon, they just plain brat out. We need to educate the public to really keep their brat simmering on a low flame and enjoy their inner brat for life times to come. we don’t need to rush it, life is to short to rush your brat intake, relax and enjoy, your inner brat will thank you, and when your waiting in line to get in to heaven, your gonna want a few bites of that brat left, trust me! if you can bring a whole party pack with you, hot damn your in for sure, St Michael loves a good weisswurst or a good cheese brat. They’ll be happy you weren’t so selfish with your inner brat and that you thought of them when you left your body, and grabbed all your inner brats you could.. meditate on your inner brat and you will find the truth!